“I always forget. Does this dogleg to the left or dogleg to the right?”

“Oh what does it matter, I’m just going to whack the heck out of it and see what happens.”
“I’ve gone through three sleeves already, and we haven’t even hit the turn.”
“Hey, look in my bag, I think there’s still some beer in there from last night.”
“You distracted me when your breath set the pin flag on fire, so I should get to putt again.”
“I’m all out of orange balls. Guess I’ll have to switch to yellow.”
“No, no, no. The fastest way to the next tee is straight through that sand trap. Hang on.”
“What’s the limit on Mulligans? Two a hole?”
“It’s not like I’m going to hit them. I just want to goose them into playing a little quicker.”
“Hand me one of those Jessica Rabbit balls, would you?”
“Oh man, that drive didn’t make it past the ladies tees. You know what that means.”
“Bet you can’t put one over the parking lot into the pool.”
“Anything under three feet is a gimme, right?”
“Hey, look in my bag. I think there’s still some chili cheese dogs in there from last night.”